Stavros
Math sucks. But what if it sucked less?
We bring you directly inside a modern classrom...
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Okay class, today's lesson is about trigonometry. Take out your math textbooks
Do not bring a book around me motherfucker, what am I a fucking nerd?
Stavros! Inappropriate langauge. Take out your book now and pay attention
Suck my dick I'm not learning shit.
Dammit. I'm so tired of your shit. Why won't you pay attention?
I'm still working on my self-help book, "The Hard Dick Warrior's Way"
Fine, what if we made math class about calculating cum trajectories??
Honestly I woulda learned so much if it was like "you will get head if you learn this."
I'm glad you agree. We will design a math curriculum that helps guys get pussy.
GAME DESIGN
I went to a strip club and showed a stripper my computer dick art and she thought it was great. She sent me a photo of her with her mouth open so I could make something. I made this little game where you shoot cum into her mouth.
TRIGONOMETRY
To aim your dick, you must know about angles!
TRAJECTORY PHYSICS
Getting that cum shot just right requires knowing quadratics!
SPRING PHYSICS
The dick bounces with realistic spring physics!
MECHANICAL SYSTEMS
Build complex mechanical gear contraptions to fuck many pussies at once!
PHOTONICS
One in the stink, two in the Pink Floyd.
So what do you think?
Each school gets 10,000 copies of "The Hard Dick Warrior's Way".
How about you Mr. Mullen, you've been awfully quiet.
You wanna change your life? Maybe you should get some pussy while doing math.
It's official, folks. The reviews are in. This is the STEM classroom of the future.
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EMAIL ME and we can set up something with my "accountants".
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