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Invest in Goofiness

In a recent episode of Chapo Trap House the fellas made a case for "Adult Roller Coasters". Fellaz, while I don't know how to build roller coasters (attention span too low!), I do understand math with all sorts of wacky symbols and letters. And my goofiness is unmatched. I am the Willy Wonka you have been looking for.

Their goofiness is so powerful that even after learning all the types of math that have letters in it, they're still like "I want everyone to have a goofy great silly time."

Felix Biederman
Imagine being that whimsical and being able to actually understand what sin and cos are.

Will Menaker

WILL MENAKER I will teach you what sin and cos are.

You're a God if you're like that. I've met all types of people who understand math, but they're not goofy.

Felix Biederman

FELIX I got a perfect score on all 3 Math SATs and now I'm making stuff like this.

There's a lot of doom and gloom in the world. You know what's gonna get us out? Goofiness. We have to embrace goofiness it's the only antidote. Goofy mathematicians.

Chapo Trap House



C'MON GENTS LET'S SEE YOU PUT YOUR PATREON MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS. "By Your Logic" Mr Felix, I am a God. You know what people do to Gods? They tithe them 10% of their income. Now give me money. I am the Willy Wonka you are looking for.

EMAIL ME and we can set up something with my "accountants".